Christmas cracker jokes - add some fun to your quizzes!
Silly cracker jokes are part of Christmas - add a couple to your fun Christmas quiz. They're typical cracker jokes, so yes, they are dreadfully unfunny!
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A christmas quacker!
- Why did Joseph and Mary not join their video conference? Because there was no zoom at the inn.
- Why is it best to think of 2020 like a pantomime? Because, it’s behind you. Thank heavens!
- Where do unfit elves go after Christmas? To an Elf Farm.
- Where do sheep go for a haircut? To a Baa Baa shop!
- Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? Because he had no-body to go with.
- What comes in different sizes but is always only one foot long? A shoe!
- Why was the turkey asked to join the band? Because it had drumsticks.
- Which of Santa's reindeers has the worst manners? Rude-olph.
- What did the man get for stealing an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
- How will Christmas dinner be better after Brexit? No Brussels.
- What is in the middle of nowhere? The letter 'h'.
- What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face.
- What did Adam say the night before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
- What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time? Jungle Bells.
- What shoes can you make from banana skins? Slippers.
- Where do fish keep their money? At the riverbank.
- Why did the mushroom get invited to the Christmas Party? Because he was a fun-gi.
- Which of Santa's reindeer's was obnoxious? Rude-olph.
- Why did the pony need to gargle? Because it was a little horse.
- What type of key do you need for a Nativity play? A don-key!
- Why did the orange take a nut to the Christmas Party? Because he couldn't find a date.
- Why couldn't the England football team visit Santa at The North Pole? They couldn't get past Iceland.
- What does Father Christmas suffer from when he climbs up a chimney? Claustrophobia.
- What do you call a train carrying a cargo of toffee? A chew chew train.
- What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short!
- Name Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
- What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
- What type of car is the same frontwards and backwards? A racecar!
- Why are Christmas trees so poor at sewing? They are always dropping their needles!
- Why wasn't the elf allowed to stand on a step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree? Because of Elf and Safety.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
Ah! Ah! That's it for the cracker jokes I'm glad to say. However, sticking with Dancer and Prancer, 'can you actually name all of Santa's reindeers?'