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25 Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas quotes. Pick your favourite festive quote from our list.

Fun Festive Quotes for Christmas

  1. "Love the giver more than the gift." – Brigham Young
  2. "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." – Shirley Temple
  3. "God bless us, every one!" - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  4. "It's not how much we give but how much love we put into giving." - Mother Theresa




  5. "T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse." - Clement Clarke Moore
  6. "On this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic, but others don't and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
  7. "Bah, humbug!" - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  8. "There ain't no Sanity Clause!" - Chico Marx's play on words in an exchange with Groucho.
  9. "Always winter but never Christmas." - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis
  10. "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." - Charles Dickens
  11. "One can never have enough socks", said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books." – Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by J.K. Rowling
  12. "A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin
  13. "Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to." - Miracle on 34th Street
  14. "Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'." – Bing Crosby
  15. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." - Irving Berlin
  16. "No man is a failure who has friends." — It's a Wonderful Life
  17. "Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" – How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Theodor Seuss Geisel
  18. "Let the children have their night of fun and laughter, let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures." - Sir Winston Churchill
  19. "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." - Jay Leno
  20. "I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." – A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  21. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." – Elf, Will Ferrell
  22. "Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection." – Sir Winston Churchill
  23. "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." - Bernard Manning
  24. "I heard the bells on Christmas Day; their old familiar carols play, and wild and sweet the word repeat of peace on earth, good-will to men!" - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  25. "I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present." - Oscar Wilde, The Complete Letters of Oscar Wilde