Jokes Fun
Quiz
Can you work out the punchline for each joke?
- What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are not brilliant, but adequate?
- What special name is given to an ardvark that is three feet long?
- The man who invented knock-knock jokes got awarded which prestigious award?
- Which five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it?
- What do you call an alligator that solves crimes?
- What happens to you if you don’t pay an exorcist?
- In which sort of marriage is the service held in a toilet?
- Which adjective describes a snobby criminal going down a ladder?
- Why is an island like the letter T?
- Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
- Why don't clams, mussels, and oysters help people?
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
- If ever attacked by a mob of circus people, who should you go for first?
- What did the leaving buffalo say to his son?
- What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
- What term applies to someone that's fallen in love with two school bags?
- What did the judge give the world champion tongue twister that got arrested?
- Why should you never trust a model railway enthusiast?
- What word did the leading tomato say to the following tomato during a race?
- What is red and smells like blue paint?
Answers:
- A satisfactory
- A yardvark
- The no bell prize
- Short
- An investi-gator
- You get repossessed
- A marriage of convenience
- Con-descending
- They're both in the middle of water
- Because then it would be a foot
- They're shellfish
- Because the 'P' is silent
- Go for the juggler
- Bison
- A thesaurus
- Bisatchel
- A tough/hard/long sentence
- They have loco motives
- Ketchup
- Red paint