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Can you work out the punchline for each joke?

  1. What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are not brilliant, but adequate?
  2. What special name is given to an ardvark that is three feet long?
  3. The man who invented knock-knock jokes got awarded which prestigious award?
  4. Which five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it?
  5. What do you call an alligator that solves crimes?

  6. What happens to you if you don’t pay an exorcist?
  7. In which sort of marriage is the service held in a toilet?
  8. Which adjective describes a snobby criminal going down a ladder?
  9. Why is an island like the letter T?
  10. Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
  11. Why don't clams, mussels, and oysters help people?
  12. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
  13. If ever attacked by a mob of circus people, who should you go for first?
  14. What did the leaving buffalo say to his son?
  15. What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
  16. What term applies to someone that's fallen in love with two school bags?
  17. What did the judge give the world champion tongue twister that got arrested?
  18. Why should you never trust a model railway enthusiast?
  19. What word did the leading tomato say to the following tomato during a race?
  20. What is red and smells like blue paint?


  1. A satisfactory
  2. A yardvark
  3. The no bell prize
  4. Short
  5. An investi-gator
  6. You get repossessed
  7. A marriage of convenience
  8. Con-descending
  9. They're both in the middle of water
  10. Because then it would be a foot
  11. They're shellfish
  12. Because the 'P' is silent
  13. Go for the juggler
  14. Bison
  15. A thesaurus
  16. Bisatchel
  17. A tough/hard/long sentence
  18. They have loco motives
  19. Ketchup
  20. Red paint