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Questions I

  1. Which film superstar once said: 'I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there even if Jesus Christ was president'?

  2. What name links Barbie and Margaret Thatcher?
  3. In Canada whose post code is H0H 0H0?
  4. In 1980, who was the most famous international figure to be presented with the key to the city of Detroit, USA?
  5. Which name links the cliche for an average middle-class suburban street and the address of Bananaman?
  6. Which three locations can be seen on the side of Del Boy's van in Only Fools and Horses?
  7. Who once said to a huge 1977 TV audience: 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew'?
  8. Who created the television character Cupid Stunt, which was 'All in the best possible taste!'?
  9. What was created by Victor Lardent for The Times newspaper in 1931?

  10. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
  11. What's the least amount of countries that seperates the borders of Norway and North Korea?
  12. Americans call it 'saran wrap', what do we call it?
  13. What type of cheese is made backwards?
  14. Is a 'jaffa cake' a cake or a biscuit?
  15. What is the most common two word derogatory term for gynecomastia?


  1. Charlie Chaplin
  2. Roberts - it's Barbie's last name and Margaret Thatcher's maiden name
  3. Father Christmas (H0H 0H0 = 'Ho ho ho', set up to deal with the million plus letters addressed to Father Christmas each year in Canada)
  4. Saddam Hussein
  5. Acacia (Acacia Avenue and Bananaman lived at 29 Acacia Road)
  6. New York, Paris, and Peckham
  7. Harry Carpenter
  8. Kenny Everett
  9. Times New Roman typeface or font
  10. Once (the next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90)
  11. One (Russia)
  12. Cling film
  13. Edam
  14. A cake (as established at a 1991 VAT tribunal)
  15. Man boobs

Quiz Questions II

  1. 'Tsantsas' is a process of doing what by the Jivaroan tribes of the Amazon rain forest?
  2. If someone from Glasgow says 'geez a winch', what does he want from you?
  3. On average, how many people can you fit into an empty phone box?
  4. In which well known toy or game would you find 'Cavity Sam'?
  5. Which Hollywood sex symbol has the middle name Tiffany?
  6. In a famous play, which fictional characters last words are 'Floreat Etona' (may Eton flourish)?
  7. What was first put onto paper in The Elephant House?
  8. What does a crudivor eat?
  9. What colour bow does Donald Duck wear?
  10. London's Jonas Hanway was ridiculed for carrying what item habitually in the eighteenth century?
  11. In 1894, The Times newspaper estimated that by 1950, London would be 9 feet deep in what?
  12. Where would you find the 25 kilometre high Olympus Mons?
  13. How many paintings did Vincent Van Gogh sell in his lifetime?
  14. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of what?


  1. Shrinking human heads
  2. A French kiss
  3. One. After that, it isn't empty!

  4. Operation (the patient is nicknamed 'Cavity Sam')
  5. Richard Gere
  6. Captain Hook (from the play Peter Pan)
  7. Harry Potter (The Elephant House is a cafe in Edinburgh)
  8. Raw food
  9. Red
  10. An umbrella
  11. Horse manure
  12. Mars
  13. One - to his brother
  14. Long words
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